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Tender Branson
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« on: February 07, 2012, 01:00:22 PM »
I'll start:

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« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2012, 01:03:34 PM »
How about a physics joke?


So, Werner Heisenberg gets pulled over by a cop for speeding.  The cops comes up to the window and asks, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replies, "I have no idea, but I know exactly where I am."


ba-da-boom!
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« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2012, 01:13:28 PM »
If JFK and RFK ran on a party ticket, what would it be called?

The Dead Kennedys.
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« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2012, 04:03:02 PM »
Quote from: Tender Branson on February 07, 2012, 01:00:22 PM
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Classic. The one I'm familiar with didn't have the baby.
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