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« on: April 19, 2011, 01:28:40 PM »
Post a caption!



Got it from his wife's Twitter.
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« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2011, 01:35:36 PM »
"Oh, I'm just doing the cooking for my wife while she's in the bathroom."
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« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2011, 06:30:00 PM »
"only a maverick knows how to toss a salad like I do"
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« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2011, 08:05:37 PM »
"Sarah Palin's Alaska my ass, John McCain's kitchen! That's a show!"
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« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2011, 09:16:10 PM »
John: "Oh yes, a little bit lower."
Maid: "I can't find it anywhere."
John: "Check somewhere near my balls."
Maid: "Oh there it is.  Mind if I polish your knob?"
John: "Just remember to take it slow."
Somewhere outside the realm of the picture John McCain's maid has found his long lost doorknob (that goes to the door leading to his Top Gun card collection room) and some doorknob polish.

Meh, that was lame.
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« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2011, 09:50:45 PM »
Oh! Oh! I have a better one!

"These are the same tongs that my doctor used to preform my first prostate exam back in 1329."
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« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2011, 10:29:29 PM »
"You know who overcooked the steak? You might never guess...that one. You know who cooked it right? Me."
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« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2011, 10:12:54 AM »
This would have been an interesting thread for McCain's Katrina birthday picture.
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« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2011, 10:29:41 PM »

aaah’ dear,

'I wasn’t go'n out on the patio to grill,

I was wan'tn to take a dip in the pool.’

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« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2011, 03:34:14 AM »
Man.  You guys just got outwitted by Naso.
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