Would you rather work as...

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

1. Justin Bieber's personal assistant
2. Manager of Keystone Phil's campaign for a local Republican office

[Franzl]

Manager of Phil's campaign, definitely.

Nothing in the world would make me have anything to do with Justin Bieber

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

Option 3 XD

[Redalgo]

Justin Bieber's personal assistant.

It's not you Phil, really, it's me! It could never have worked out between the two of us. You are a Republican. I am a neurotic university student who would probably have a receding hairline by the age of thirty if I were to ever attempt to manage a campaign. If you were to lose, that kind of rejection from the public would crush me. Sure, you could say that we had some laughs and fond memories from the run-down office downtown along the way, but there is something about it that wouldn't feel right. To either of us. Even if you did win though, what do you think would happen? It is a forbidden love, Phil. At some point years from now when you are eying the governorship or a Senate seat some folks from your party will want to know what, exactly, was going through your mind when you decided it would be a good idea to bring on somebody who does not recognize the rights of the unborn or believe in the divinity of Jesus Christ, wants to tax and spend like there is no tomorrow, and can at times be caught merrily humming L'Internationale to run your one of your campaigns. You know how that would go over with some folks. It wouldn't be pretty. Also, imagine the conflict of interests I would have all the while! It just was not meant to be. I am so sorry, Phil.

If he were here right now I think Justin Bieber would feel bad about all of this too. I really do. D:

[SvenssonRS]

Option 2, any day of any week of any month of any year of ANY LIFETIME.