Which forumites would you invite to a party?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Because I wasn't put on any list.

You're on mine, bro, see above.

[Hash]

Kalwejt, Fab, Antonio, Al, Winston, Xahar, Franzl, Barnes, Purple State, RodPresident, Edu, Joe Republic, ilikeverin, HappyWarrior, Lunar, px75, Gully, GM3, Swedish Cheese.

Note: I'm awkward and random at parties. Ask my friends about my random conversation topics (mainly To Kill a Mockingbird, Alabama, Oklahoma, Brazil, random accents). Earlier I could freak people out, but it seems I've lost that ability with time. Ugh.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

All of them!

[fezzyfestoon]

Duke, gramps, BaconKing, Joe, Paul, Dallasfan, hughento, and maybe a few others seem down for a FEZ-party.

Well actually hold on.  Most people would be welcome, but I doubt many would actually appreciate it.  That's a better way of saying it.

[#CriminalizeSobriety]

Jbrase
Han
Libertas
Mechaman
Kalwejt
SvenssonRS
NiK
Mint
PiT
Rochambeau
Fezzy
Morgan
Duke

I'm probably forgetting a few...

[Bo]

All of them

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

All of them

Copycat

[Ban my account ffs!]

We could all have a big old shindig at my cabin complete with ginormous bonfire and grilled meats and s'mores and craploads of liquor.

I could teach you a good lesson in how to talk Minnesotan.

Speakin' a good deals... we went to da Cub Foods der.. dey had the Hormel Party Platter Trays fer ten bucks.  Ten bucks!  Ya got f**kin' ham, sausage, f**kin' crab legs... so weee ahhh gooooh out ta Gil's place ta watch da game don'tchaknow... and Bev's sittin' der watchin' f**kin cable.. so Gil an Bev get into it an course I don't want nooo parta dat.  I learned early on ya don't piss Bev off durin' her shows.  So they're goin' at it... an.. an I f**kin' chooooked on a sausage!  An Gil's like "JESUS CHRIST ON DA CROSS HE'S CHOOOKIN'... come on Bev... gib 'im da f**kin' heimlich mah-noooo-ver he's turnin' purple.  So yaaa.. ya know... dat dint go soo well der but Bev.. she can do a mean heimlich if da mohment calls fer it."

THen you ask "SOoo ahhh.. who ya votin' fer?"  "Well I sh**t sure ain't votin' fer nunadem Republicans... corrupt mudder f**kers... gotta support da union don'tchakonw."

You respond with "yaaaaaaaaa.. I know whatcha mean der now.  I voted republican once... my wife beat me so bad dat night I lernt my lesson real quick like!"

[War on Want]

Realistically, none of you. I'm 16, it would be very pedo if most of you guys showed up at a party with me.

If I had to host a party it would consist of: weed, bro video games, and random sh!t like fireworks, invented sports, and what not. I'm not really a "partier".

[opebo]

No offense, men, but the idea of a party with nothing but the sort of chaps who post here is frightful beyond measure.  The only possible antidote to the pathos of wasted youth such an event would evoke would be a boy's-night-out escape to Soi Yodsak.   

[Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl]

Realistically, none of you. I'm 16, it would be very pedo if most of you guys showed up at a party with me.

Pedo? Things normally get sexual with guys you invite to parties?

[Landslide Lyndon]

Realistically, none of you. I'm 16, it would be very pedo if most of you guys showed up at a party with me.

Maybe if you grow a mustache like Xahar then there won't be any problem.