Comedy Goldmine XIII: Not located in Atlasia

[Sam Spade]

Time to reintroduce the actual funny:

Owens defeats Obama in 2012?

That has got to be the height of Republican hackery.

Or wishful thinking.

Spoken like a true expert.

Well, thank you kind sir for considering me a true expert on the 2012 Presidential election, but, really, honestly, truly, I'm not, but thank you anyway for the compliment.

You're too kind.  I am sincerely humbled by your magnanimity and selflessness.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Masturbation has lost its fun(lawl Longview lyrics) lately.

Lay off for a few days and then go see a professional.

I thought it was funny just do to the age of who it's directed to.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

The Hundred Years War, of course.

My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather on my mother's father's father's mother's mother's mother's father's mother's father's father's mother's mother's mother's father's mother's father's father's mother's mother's mother's father's mother's side originally fought for the English side.  He was captured by the French, however, and later decided to fight for them anyway.

His wife (my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother) was caught feeding military food supplies to a black cat, and was subsequently burned as a witch.

All my other relatives died of dysentry.

[King]

The Republic of Comedy Goldmine

[Platypus]

Bump for freedom

[The Man From G.O.P.]

Bump for freedom

This has been bumped? It sucks then. My Goldmine juggernaut lives on.

[Platypus]

bump, itty

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

For PMing me this:

He also told me it was John Hoffman.

Tuck has been violating basic Forum decency rules, and besides, he's probably Hamilton.

x Rochambeau