Blue3
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« on: May 12, 2017, 08:10:28 PM » |
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I just can't imagine 3+ more years of a week like this.
What happens if there's another Hurricane Katrina or Epidemic or 9/11 situation?
HHS & Homeland Security: vaccinate yourselves!
Trump: you don't need a vaccination, they make you stupid!
States: 3000 people have died so far
Trump: fake news, very dishonest!
Homeland Security: hurricane about to strike New Orleans again, mandatory evacuations of areas A, B, C
Trump: don't panic, no way it will hit New Orleans again! stay in place, everyone!
Media: terrorist attack in DC
Trump: aargh!!!! this is crazy!! they're insane to do this!!! bomb them, I'll bomb ISIS, I'll bomb Iran, I'll bomb them all!!! panic, this is scary!!
Media: a group in Nigeria has claimed responsibility, and the Nigerian government is ready to cooperate and take action
Trump: fake news!!! I'm bombing Iran!! I know stuff you don't, the CIA tells me there's very bad people in Iran!!
CIA: well, for this terrorist attack....
Trump: don't listen to those weaklings, I know what I know!!!
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