You know, it's rather hard to me to get "sh**t-faced", I've learnt. Always the guy to take care of the others. When I feel tipsy, I end up expending my energy trying to avoid wobbling about like a drunkard. I once responded to an email drunk, and it's obvious that I applied this ethic to writing as well- not only were there no spelling or grammatical errors, the language was usually stiff and formal even by my standards ("if that, indeed, is the situation that we have before ourselves, then it is apparent that you and I must find an alternate recourse than the one which we have, for some time, been expecting to undertake"). It also was disproportionately long- some three paragraphs when three sentences would have sufficed.
Brilliant.
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