Gilmore candidacy is official: he files paperwork w/ the FEC

[Fuzzy Bear]

Unless you are a Reagan or an Obama, or possibly a Sanders, there is no beating a Bush or a Clinton in a primary.

No one has cast a vote yet, but you say this.  Interesting.

If your statement is true, it's a sad commentary on American politics.  It suggests that Democracy is fixed, a scripted event, just like WWE  

[Fuzzy Bear]

Last call, folks. There's still time to get into the consolation prize debate.

Sarah Palin? Bob Ehrlich? John Bolton? Anybody? Mitt, sure you don't want one more shot? What about Louie Gohmert, you only live once.

Gohmert 5 President has been a dream of mine for ages. Slogan: Bachmann with a dick.

Pretty accurate.

I'm amazed Gohmert hasn't taken the plunge.  He had the funniest line in 2012 about Mitt Romney when he said:  "If you’re not sure about whether to endorse Mitt Romney, whether you’re liberal, moderate, or conservative, you should be excited, because he’s been on your side at one time or another!”.  

[Fuzzy Bear]

There is literally no pick up of this story by anyone other than the Washington Examiner.  jamesgilmore.com is still for sale, and Gilmore's official Facebook page hasn't been updated in weeks…and only has 64 "likes".

Can you feel the Gil-mentum?

Oh, when he gets elected President, the United States will become Gil-ligans Island.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of 17 men,
That Fox wanted to have debate
But only let in ten.

The Gov was a mighty moderate man,
The Senator his Floridian mate.
Ten candidates prepared that day
For a two hour debate, a two hour debate.

Republicans came near and far,
They all wanted to run,
If not for the courage of the RNC,
The Donald would have won, The Donald would have won.

The debate started off at 9 pm on the stage of Quicken Loans,
With Rafael,
And Huckabee too,
The Billionaire, and the Southern Belle,
The Neurosurgeon,
The Opthamologist and the College Drop-out,
Here on Gilmore's Isle.

AWESOME SAUCE!!!