The Office of Senator LumineVonReuental (A Farewell to the Senate)

[DC Al Fine]

Across the aisle endorsement!

[DC Al Fine]

Here's my official endorsement

I have decided to endorse Lumine for Midwest Senate. Now some of you may be thinking "DC, who cares? You're a prominent socon. TNF hates socons and regularly tries to outlaw your way of life. You'd vote for a bag of lettuce over him." Now that may be true, but this endorsement is not just an Anybody But TNF vote. Lumine has been a consistent fiscal moderate,  a strong advocate for religious liberty, and most importantly he's a statesman who won't spend all his time vilifying other politicians. I would be proud to have him serve in the Senate.

[DC Al Fine]

TNF, the Freedom Fighter, just like Fidel and his friends!

TNF as Castro? That's quite a fascinating idea, xD, but wouldn't that make Xahar Che Guevara?

Not true. Considering how many left wing policies Xahar has thwarted, he has more in common with Batista

[DC Al Fine]

I would love to debate Lumine as I debated Rooney last go around. The voters have a right to know where we stand on the issues.

Excellent! Do you have anyone in mind for moderator, Senator? I believe Maxwell would have been ideal, but sadly he is gone for the next two months...

TJ's pretty non-partisan. Or perhaps we could choose a moderate Labor moderator like Mr. X

[DC Al Fine]

Why do you support ending Social Security?

[citation needed]

[DC Al Fine]

Endorsed of course.