And the TIME Person of the Year is....

[Knives]

I'd go with the cop who murdered Michael Brown.  At least that's who I'd nominate if I were working for TIME magazine.  Or maybe I'd nominate whoever engineered the GOP victories.  Boehner?  McConnel?  Either way it'd be controversial, and that's the main thing you need.  Somebody important.  Good is good, but evil is good too, so long as it sells magazines.

The world is bigger than America...