Wedding Ceremony

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Do you I-Spy, take Peter, to be your spouse for life? Do you promise to love and comfort each other, honor and keep each other in sickness and in health, for richer and for poorer, for better or for worse and be faithful to each other as long as you both shall live?

Suddenly, I-Spy runs in*door slams*

I Do.

(Sorry everybody, I was held up by some "moral majority" activists!)

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Is this thread a joke? If it isn't, wow.

It's not a joke.

It's a serious political event (In Atlasia).

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Lighting a molotov cocktail up.

That won't work, you're holding it upside down...

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Oh, and i am offering the couple a 75%-off discount on a 7-night stay at the penthouse suite in the newly completed 'The Luxe' hotel and entertainment center in Las Vegas, Nevada. A free trip to the Grand Canyon will be included.

It's on the very top two stories of the 45-story blue cylindrical (cone-topped) tower that makes up the main part of 'the Luxe'. The room's outer walls and most of the ceiling are one-way glass (so you two can see all of Vegas without all of Vegas seeing you!). The two floors are 4,500 square feet combined, and include a Whirlpool spa, Wine cooler full of fine vintages, a Movie projector room, private gambling room, 3 bathrooms, and fine room service/catering from the four-star restaurant downstairs. It's perfect, both for private getaways and for big parties.


Cheers! That kinda reminds me of "fear and loathing in Las Vegas" - Ether, anyone?