What follows is some analysis of the top 10 local authorties for unusual answers to the religion question:
‘Druid’
1 Mendip
2 North Dorset
3 Lewes
4 West Devon
5 West Lindsey
6 Wiltshire UA
7 Weymouth and Portland
8 Isle of Wight UA
9 Oadby and Wigston
10 North Somerset UA
These are districts I'd expect wizardy weirdos to live in.
‘Heathen’
1 Isles of Scilly UA
2 Rossendale
3 Monmouthshire
4 South Hams
5 Lancaster
6 Eastbourne
7 Ceredigion
8 Winchester
9 Swindon UA
10 Newark and Sherwood
‘Ditto' (I hate that term).
‘Pagan’
1 Mendip
2 Ceredigion
3 Weymouth and Portland
4 Cornwall UA
5 Hastings
6 Isle of Wight UA
7 Forest of Dean
8 Torridge
9 West Devon
10 Brighton and Hove UA
‘Ditto’ again (I hate myself).
‘Own Belief System’
1 Isles of Scilly UA
2 Ceredigion
3 City of London
4 Adur
5 Norwich
6 Brighton and Hove UA
7 South Hams
8 Merthyr Tydfil
9 Hastings
10 Cambridge
This one seems to be a mixture of smug urbanites and desperately isolated people
‘Satanism’
1 Bolsover
2 Exeter
3 Fylde
4 North Dorset
5 Pendle
6 Sedgemoor
7 Bournemouth UA
8 Hastings
9 Torfaen
10 West Somerset
I have no idea why Bolsover is number one.
‘Scientology’
1 Mid Sussex
2 Wealden
3 Rother
4 Tandridge
5 Poole UA
6 Crawley
7 Hammersmith and Fulham
8 City of London
9 Brighton and Hove UA
10 Plymouth UA
Seriously, as someone who lives in Sussex, I'm surrounded by pr**ks..
‘Wicca’
1 Gosport
2 Lincoln
3 Thanet
4 Worthing
5 Ceredigion
6 North Warwickshire
7 Rushmoor
8 North Dorset
9 Forest Heath
10 Fenland
I'm guessing Goth kids living in generally boring areas..
‘Witchcraft’
1 Mendip
2 Ceredigion
3 Lewes
4 North Norfolk
5 North Lincolnshire UA
6 Boston
7 Taunton Deane
8 South Holland
9 Suffolk Coastal
10 Uttlesford
See the other witchy/wizardly religions..
'Free thinker'
1 Waveney
2 Windsor and Maidenhead UA
3 North West Leicestershire
4 North Devon
5 Eastbourne
6 Bolton
7 Fylde
8 Horsham
9 Darlington UA
10 Runnymede
I was expecting more bourgeois-bohemian areas but I was wrong. The fact that I was wrong suggests that these people truly are free thinkers, with minds completely uninhibited by superstitions and biases inflicted upon them by the opinions of any other person anywhere on earth.
‘Heavy Metal’
1 Norwich
2 Tameside
3 Bolton
4 Brighton and Hove UA
5 North West Leicestershire
6 Salford
7 Trafford
8 Manchester
9 Copeland
10 Oadby and Wigston
I'm guessing the people in the southern districts who described themselves as 'Heavy Metal' were joking and those in the northern ones around Greater Manchester are genuinely terrifying/cool. Well probably not, they're probably students as well.
‘Humanist’
1 South Hams
2 West Devon
3 Cambridge
4 Lewes
5 Brighton and Hove UA
6 West Dorset
7 Stroud
8 Oxford
9 West Somerset
10 Torridge
'What do you believe in?'
'I believe in humans.'
'Wow, you're so amazing.'
‘Jedi Knight’
1 Brighton and Hove UA
2 Isles of Scilly UA
3 Norwich
4 Adur
5 Southampton UA
6 Portsmouth UA
7 Bournemouth UA
8 Hastings
9 Isle of Wight UA
10 Bristol, City of UA
OMG I
living in Brighton it's got such an unique/alternative/individual(istic) vibe! Although seriously, I did love the Star Wars films when I was a child. This was because I was a child.. I was a child..
‘Realist’
1 St Albans
2 Worcester
3 Reading UA
4 Taunton Deane
5 Brighton and Hove UA
6 Tendring
7 Blaenau Gwent
8 Mid Sussex
9 Derbyshire Dales
10 Mendip
St Albans is SO realist. You get a really realistic perspective of the universe and all life within it from St Albans. If you want a realistic answer to all the great questions, look no further than St Albans. St Albans elected a Lib Dem council for a while, but now it has a Conservative one. It was the was the realistic thing to do.