Any brave soul want to tackle this one?
Atlas Park:
The film is set on the fictional island of Atlas, located off the coast of Dave Leip's Atlas of U.S. Presidential Elections. There, wealthy elections expert Dave Leip and a team of moderators have created a mysterious online forum of de-extinct trolls and their insane ideologies. When industrial sabotage from competitor AAD Consortium leads to a a catastrophic shut down of the forum's TOS and security facilities, a small group of moderators and users struggle to survive the following onslaught of trolling and political straw-men, and try to escape the perilous forum.
John Hammond: Dave Leip (
"Welcome... to the Atlas Forum. Thanks, Dave")
Alan Grant: Kalwejt (
They're trolling in herds. They do troll in herds.)
Ellie Sattler: Virginia (
"You never had control Dave! That's the illusion!")
Ian Malcolm: BRTD (
"I'm simply saying that Christ, uh…finds a way")
Robert Muldoon: General MacArthur (
"They're lethal at ten posts. And I do mean lethal. I've hunted most things that can hunt you, but the way these Sandernistas post...")
Donald Gennaro: John Dule (
"We're going to make a fortune in memes with this place.")
Mr. Arnold: TexasGurl (
"Please! God damn it! I hate this troll cr*p!")
Dennis Nedry: Tender (
"You know anybody who can austropost that much as I do here? If so, I'd like to see him try.")
Tim: S019 (
"Look! Its a Neo-Confederaptor!")
Lex: Fhtagn (
"I know this! It's a Facts and Logic computer system!")
