Hey guys, if this fails, let's pass this bill next session:
The bolded part is the only section I support. If the Governor gets a mansion, I demand one too.
Also, how the hell would you use up $250 billion on one statue of yourself?!?!?
That's the beauty of it - we can make it as much as we want.
I was thinking around 20 stories tall, made of gold...no, platinum.
I demand a share of the pie. -_-
I want $10 billion allocated for a statue of myself in St. Louis.
And while you're at it, why not set aside $20 billion for a statue of me somewhere in Michigan (maybe Detroit)?
Haha, just kidding. What would classify as an emergency under this bill?