U.S. -Canada border crossing.

[Gabu]

Sounds like the real solution is not to cross back into America.

[Gabu]

Sounds like the real solution is not to cross back into America.

The real solution will be when America annexes Canada (starting with Alberta and your provinces that shouldn't just be provinces) and then the rest of the country. Then they will become Americanized and will be fine.

At least you admit that there will never be a real solution.

[Gabu]

Silly, the real solution is for the reverse to happen, so that the Capitol is converted into a $2000 a night hotel and the Pentagon turns into the world's biggest free health clinic. Everyone's happy. Well, except Texas rednecks. But you can't please everyone.

That still makes everyone happy because Texas rednecks aren't real people.

[Gabu]

David, was there any search of the vehicle or just questions?

In our case it was just a few questions. But cars ahead of us seemed to be more thoroughly checked. It was taking about 5-10 minutes per car before we got to the checkpoint, but only a minute for us. I don't think they were looking into trunks in most cases.

The one question I always love at border crossings is this one: "Do you have any drugs or alcohol in your vehicle?"

I always have an intense urge to reply with, "Yes, I have 40 kilos of crack in the trunk.  That's okay, right?"

I mean, what do they expect you to say?

[Gabu]

It may be tempting to say that but if you do you can plan on staying there much longer than you had planned.

Yes, which is why I never actually do it.