Timeline of Election Night calls in 2008?

[Gabu]

Here's my guess:

7:00pm EST
- Indiana called for George H. W. Bush
- Kentucky called for Abraham Lincoln's corpse
- Georgia called for Abraham Lincoln's corpse
- South Carolina called for George H. W. Bush
- Vermont called for Ralph Nader

Bush: 19
Lincoln's corpse: 23
Nader: 3

7:30pm EST
- North Carolina called for George H. W. Bush
- West Virginia called for Abraham Lincoln's corpse
- Ohio called for Abraham Lincoln's corpse

Bush: 34
Lincoln's corpse: 48
Nader: 3

8:00pm EST
- D.C. called for Ralph Nader
- Maryland called for Abraham Lincoln's corpse
- Massachusetts called for Ralph Nader
- Oklahoma called for George H. W. Bush
- Tennessee called for George H. W. Bush
- Mississippi called for George H. W. Bush
- Alabama called for George H. W. Bush
- Virginia called for George H. W. Bush

Bush: 80
Lincoln's corpse: 58
Nader: 18

9:00pm EST
- Arizona called for George H. W. Bush
- Louisiana called for George H. W. Bush
- Nebraska called for George H. W. Bush
- South Dakota called for George H. W. Bush
- Wyoming called for George H. W. Bush
- Texas called for George H. W. Bush
- New York called for Ralph Nader
- Rhode Island called for Ralph Nader
- Connecticut called for Ralph Nader
- Delaware called for Abraham Lincoln's corpse
- Illinois called for Abraham Lincoln's corpse
- New Jersey called for Abraham Lincoln's corpse

Bush: 144
Lincoln's corpse: 97
Nader: 60

10:00pm EST
- Arkansas called for George H. W. Bush
- Missouri called for Abraham Lincoln's corpse
- Utah called for George H. W. Bush
- Kansas called for George H. W. Bush
- North Dakota called for George H. W. Bush

Bush: 164
Lincoln's corpse: 108
Nader: 60

11:00pm EST
- New Hampshire called for Abraham Lincoln's corpse
- New Mexico called for Abraham Lincoln's corpse
- Colorado called for Abraham Lincoln's corpse
- Pennsylvania called for Abraham Lincoln's corpse
- California called for Abraham Lincoln's corpse
- Washington called for Abraham Lincoln's corpse
- Nevada called for George H. W. Bush
- Montana called for George H. W. Bush
- Idaho called for George H. W. Bush
- Florida called for George H. W. Bush

Bush: 203
Lincoln's corpse: 213
Nader: 60

12:00am EST
- Oregon called for Ralph Nader
- Iowa called for Abraham Lincoln's corpse
- Michigan called for Abraham Lincoln's corpse
- Minnesota called for Abraham Lincoln's corpse
- Wisconsin called for Abraham Lincoln's corpse
- Maine called for Abraham Lincoln's corpse

Bush: 203
Lincoln's corpse: 261
Nader: 67

1:00 am EST
- Alaska called for Abraham Lincoln's corpse
- Hawaii called for Ralph Nader

Bush: 203
Lincoln's corpse: 264
Nader: 71

2:00 am EST
- News networks report that the newly elected Republican Senate and House will surely elect George H. W. Bush as president

3:00 am EST
- Abraham Lincoln's corpse invades Canada

3:01 am EST
- Canada surrenders and is admitted into the Union

3:02 am EST
- Canada called for Abraham Lincoln's corpse

FINAL ELECTORAL VOTE
Bush: 203
Lincoln's corpse: 317*
Nader: 71

3:03 am EST
- Bush reported to have said "damnit".