Today Christianity is attacked all through the public school system.
Oh dear. What kind of horrible attacks?
Reports from parents say that the evolutionary denial of the creation of the world by God is taught to the children of the second grade. How can a child of seven or eight stand up against an organized attack of the theistic worldview?
Evolution? God, no! Evolution goes against the Bible! Clearly teaching something that goes against the Bible is an intolerable attack on religion, even if it has plenty of scientific evidence behind it! Evolution is so gosh darned atheistic, even though it makes no claims about the existence of a god whastsoever and indeed is not at all incompatible with the existence of a god!
Mention has already been made of the exclusion of Bible reading from the public schools. The result has been a generation of children who are handicapped in the English language and literature. It is an incontrovertible fact that the English Bible has had a greater influence on our language, our literature, our civilization, our morals, than any other book.
Damn straight, even though no evidence of such a completely unobvious assertion is given!
The children who are deprived of the Bible are culturally deprived, as well as religiously deprived. Someone has well said that knowledge of the Bible without a college education is of more value than a college education without knowledge of the Bible.
Praise
Jesus, this author sees the light as long as we ignore the fact that this statement is patently ridiculous and that you can't do anything practical with knowledge of the Bible! We should drop education and just teach the Bible 24/7!
Since the cultural deprivation of this policy is so obvious, some of the educators want to teach the Bible as literature.
HALLELUJAH! The public school system is saved! The Bible will be taught after all!
It may turn out, however, that the Bible as literature will be worse than no Bible at all.
WHAT? Please continue so we can put the fear of GOD in the children's hearts!
Will the Bible be taught as divine literature or as human literature—mere literature, and not revelation?
GOOD QUESTION, because darn it, we sure should teach the Bible as divine revelation in school, as this would definitely advance the religious liberty that the writer claims to desire if we ignore the fact that this is retarded!
In one school where this was tried, the teacher required the pupils to write a paper. She was very flexible in her requirement: Each student could choose any part of the Bible for his subject. One little girl asked if she might write on Isaiah. The teacher asked, Do you mean first Isaiah or second Isaiah? Thus the teaching of the Bible as literature becomes an attack on its veracity.
I HAVE NO GODDAMN CLUE WHAT THE HELL THIS PERSON IS TALKING ABOUT ANYMORE BUT PRAISE JESUS ANYWAY
I'M NOW GOING TO WRITE FIVE MORE PARAGRAPHS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO READ
YOU GO GIRL