Some questions

[Gabu]

Peter Bell--because he's Jew, and because I suspect it.
You--because you asked this question
JFK--seriously, isn't it obvious
True Democrat--he's been acting like Peter's bitch lately
htmldon--he hates the South
Alcon--the name stands for ALways a CONspirator
Keystone Phil--KonsPiracy can be abbrevited KP
Dubya--why not?
Andrew
Ilikeverin--Verin's a character in a book who likes Conspiracies

Evidently, nobody knows about the part I play in the FEC.

Eeeexcellent.

[Gabu]

Quiet, you're not a secret weapon if you keep talking about it.  I'm going to have to take this to THE COUNCIL!

NOT THE COUNCIL!

[Gabu]

I'm becoming a Teamspeak regular, and I never hear any discussion about elitism or anything.

And also, it was said in this thread that the FEC looks down upon new members running for office.  No one who you accused of being part of the FEC looked down upon me when I ran - I was encouraged by them! 

This is really getting outta hand.

because they have to pick a few new members they like

Okay, so... they exclude every single new member, only they also play favorites with new members?

These two accusations are mutually exclusive.

[Gabu]

Perhaps I'm the only one who finds the idea that someone could think that they were elected despite a giant conspiracy that includes everyone but them and a few other people out to destroy them with its awesome power a bit, uh, elitist.

Hahaha, yeah, that's true... I do have to wonder how Preston thinks he got elected if there's this massive conspiracy out there.

Of course, this does put him in a good situation.  He'll either win, in which case everything is good, or he'll lose to Ben Meyers, in which case that's simply further proof of the forum conspiracy (and certainly not simply proof that people think he's going a tad overboard).