The Firearm Cooling Off Act

[Gabu]

And now, for some comic relief.

As introduced by, ahem, Sen. Naso:

The Firearm Cooling Off Act

Clause 1-
Any person who purchases a firearm must have an 18-day ''cooling off'' period before they can own the firearm.

Clause 2-
This law shall be forced in all states in Atlasia.

Clause 3-
Any person who is selling firearms without enabling the ''cooling off' period should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law (SEE CLAUSE 4).

I hereby open debate on this bill.

[Gabu]

Just so I know, does anyone know what the current "cooling off period" is?  I recall that we already had one, but I forget how long it is.

[Gabu]

Federal law mandates at least 5 days under the Brady Bill.  States may have stricter laws, and there amy have been a subsequent extension of the cooling off period I'm not familiar with.

Thanks, John.

Well, I see no reason why we need to make it longer than that.

[Gabu]

Fifteen minutes before voting begins.  Speak now or forever hold your peace.

[Gabu]

Voting is now open.

All senators in favor, vote "aye" (hint: don't); all senators against (that means you), vote "nay".

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Nay.

[Gabu]

NAY

Ahahaha, oh, that's priceless.

[Gabu]

To pay for all the time we have wasted, I think we should cut voting taxes by 50%, join the UN Voting Council, and cut the Preferential Voting Act to save us money.

I propose we simply cut Naso's pay by 200% (he now has to pay us what he's currently being paid in order to keep his job).

[Gabu]

The Senate has now reached enough votes to stay sane in the eyes of voters; senators now have 24 hours to rectify that.

[Gabu]

With eight votes against to none in favor, this legislation has gone down in flames.

[Gabu]

NAY!

You already voted nay, but thanks for the overtime.

Someone get Blerpiez in here so he can vote nay!