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I'm sort of like a southern Democrat although I'm not from the South and not a Democrat.

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February 29, 2004

Fundraiser at Timber Lake Playhouse, Mount Carroll, Illinois (For Barack Obama, Daniel Hynes, Inez Tannenbaum, Tom Daschle, Betty Castor and Peter Deutsch) (Performing Beauty and the Beast; Special Hybrid Edtion)

(Casting for Beauty and the Beast; Babette; Patti LaBelle. Monsiuer D'Arque; Jeremy Irons. The Bimbettes; Britney Spears, Anika Noni Rose and Tia Carrrere.  Wardrobe (Madam Grande La Bouche) Madonna. Lefou; Howie Mandel. Maurice; Sylvester Stallone.  Chip; Scott Irby-Ranniar
Mrs Potts; Angela Lansbury. Cogsworth; Neil Patrick Harris. Lumiere; Michael Gambon. Gaston; Pierce Brosnan. Beast; Brad Pitt. Belle; Celine Dion; Narrator; Tom Vilsack)

I know that, whenever I'm putting on a production of Beauty and the Beast in Illinois for the South Carolina Superintendent of Education, I have it narrated by the Governor of Iowa.

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Senator Chuck Schumer
Appear on Hour Long Special Episode of 30 Minute Meals (With Rachel Ray, cooking "Fifty States of Clam Chowder") at the Culinary Institute of America, Hyde Park New York (Which did full mock-up of Ray's kitchen set for the occasion) (Will air Friday July 2, 2012 as Part of Food Network's July Fourth Programming)


February 27, 2004
Guest Play by Play announcer for U.S v Brazil Football friendly at Estadio do Maracana, Rio De Janerio, Brazil (position taken after Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter both declined) (Game is on ABC, ESPN2, ESPN Radio and ESPN Brasil) (Dubbed in Portuguese, with Andres Cantor and David Fehrety)



February 28, 2004
Samba Party with Landon Donovan, Clint Dempsey and Bruce Arena in Rio de Janerio, Brazil

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In the race for Arizona's two Corporation Commission Seats, we project that Brenda Burns will be re-elected with token opposition, and that Gary Pierce's seat (Pierce is term limited, and is running for Mine Inspector) will be picked up by Democrat (and former Corporation Commissioner) Paul Newman who defeats Jerome Mayor Nikki Check.

Arizona Corporation Commission Seat "GP" 69% Reporting

Paul Newman (D) 53%
Nikki Check (R) 46%

In the race for Arizona Mine Inspector, we project incumbent Joe Hart will win unopposed.

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Mike Viqueira killed in poison gas attack!



Mike Viqueira was killed today in a botched terrorist attack on the White House. The plotters, Idris bin Hamdan al-Fahmy of Nazzan village in Upper Nile province of sudan, and Elkhateb bin Mawnis of Alzanaj oasis in Hail Province of Saudi Arabia, used Phosphonofluoridic acid gas from a rented Shell tanker, releasing the gas all around the vicinity of the American Presidential Palace. Louis E. Imhof III, a candidate for County Clerk in Passaic County, New Jersey, was also killed in the attack, as were seven other non-notables.