The Al Realpolitik Institute of Sulfur Mining & Extraction

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Chomsky, though I would not strongly object to Dershowitz

odd, because they strongly object to each other.

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and Root endorsed Romney instead of Ron Paul or even Gary Johnson
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Really? You're criticizing a libertarian for endorsing Romney?

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You're neglecting that final portion, retro.  Being lazy is not a circumstance beyond one's control.  Now while Mitt grossly overstated the portion of the electorate that is lazy, the fact is that the UDHR does not mandate any sort of government provision to those who are able to provide for themselves.

The lazy is a myth, ernest.  It is a racist scapegoat for capitalism's crimes (or if you don't believe in those, then simple macroeconomic policy).

Oh I agree that lazyness is way over-invoked by those who think as Mitt does (as I pointed out in my original post) but that doesn't mean that there aren't some who are lazy.  However, they are more likely to sponge off their parents than their government.

So since a veeeeeeeeeeeeery tiny amount of people are lazy and get money from the government, we should abolish SS and Medicare?

You are an unobservant idiot if you think that's my position.  There's reason I responded to opebo's comment to my post and not to yours.  While opebo does at times veer into the troll territory you spend so much time in, he usually manages to not come across as an idiot when he does so.

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Old , and even more bullied than now by people who know more than me about history.

Fixed your post for ya.

"...know more than I." 

Nothing worse than a not-so-smart smartypants. 

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You're a bizarre person and it's slightly amusing that you expect me to take anything you say seriously when your disconnect with reality and logic is this severe.

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You simply say they are because you don't like them.

We don't like them because they are incorrect and stupid.  It all ties together.

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Dumping on Shakespeare should not be protected by the First Amendment. I consider that akin to treason - worse because it disrespects the English language (which he more than anyone else in its modern form gave birth to), rather than a mere political entity.

He was also gratuitous and whiny (setting myself up for something, i get it) and is placed on a pedestal for being the inventor of the cliche as well as the master of unoriginality before it was original. Essentially, he was the world's first bullsh*tter and is treated like a God for it.

There's always the No Fear Shakespeare versions.

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Not only would I likely say certain things which would get me booted out of here, but I am too happy in my life nowadays to be made so genuinely upset on the web by a grown man who watches a cartoon about ponies

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I've gone to the liberty of translating Reaganfan's speech for everyone.

While I know you wholeheartedly believe what you post, it seems that some component of attempted humor included as well. I'd like to note that said attempt failed to deliver.

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Awesome. I hate you too!

Hate isn't in my vocabulary for you, but neither is any combination of "confidence" or "inspiring".