The very idea that such a person could 'serve' in any meaninful sense is comical. He would be - as he is in every aspect of life - served in Iraq.
The British upper classes always hang around behind the lines, ordering the men to their deaths. I would have more respect for them if they disported themselves hedonistically at home, jeering at the troops - it would more honestly reflect the status quo.
Wow... you obviously have no knowledge of the current Royal Families history of military service. Say what you will about them in other areas, they have always served admirably.
I'm friends with a guy who fought in the Falklands and trained Andrew- he was a joke.