The National Atlasian: Keeping You Informed

[badnarikin04]

The above article is libelous and I intend to sue The National Atlasian

Cuckoo...Cuckoo...

[badnarikin04]

Endorsement for District 2 Senate

To reiterate the endorsement of the Editorial Staff and the paper as a whole we support and endorse the candidacy of Badnarikin04 (L-NH) for Senate is District 2.

I apologize for missing this endorsement. I am very gracious to have the support of the National Atlasian and hope that it's readers will draw something from the decision of this fine publication.

Thank you very much.

[badnarikin04]

Siege, we will probably get better turnout when this seat is up for re-election around late-December....

I did mean it as a joke. It's an offbeat election, with similar candidates, there's not too much interest I suppose.

Siege

You think i'm similar to MAS and yourself?

Well apparently people don't know me too well.

[badnarikin04]

Governors Race Endorsements

Midwest
Dabeav (L-MN)

Southeast
Ernest (I-SC)

On behalf of Dabeav and the AFLP, I'll extend a thanks to the National Atlasian for this endorsement.

[badnarikin04]

bump!

Make sure you all read my marijuana story!

[badnarikin04]

YAY!

But it's not over yet.

Siege

Damn right it's not over.

Not over now, and won't be afterwards.

[badnarikin04]

YAY!

But it's not over yet.

Siege

Damn right it's not over.

Not over now, and won't be afterwards.

Viva La Revolucion!

<fist in air>

Crap, where'd my fancy torch go?

[badnarikin04]

YAY!

But it's not over yet.

Siege

Damn right it's not over.

Not over now, and won't be afterwards.

Viva La Revolucion!

<fist in air>

Crap, where'd my fancy torch go?

The Libertarians stole it!

We stole it?!?!?!

Why I certainly hope there's no espionage within the AFLP!!!

Oh, wait. Here it is, in my back pocket.

I need more sleep.

[badnarikin04]

I've got by torch ready in case I get Ashcrofted.

You have a torch?

[badnarikin04]

Well Badnarikin, you could always camp out in Times Square and claim that election was fraudulent and bring the election to a stand still. Then you could have Tak Badnarikin! But with all things, anything could happen.

Siege

Tak Badnarikin04 is right!

I'll step outside my free speech zone like the real Badnarik did.

[badnarikin04]

Breaking News: PROJECTION IN THE MIDWEST
With 7 out of the 11 registered Midwest voters casting their ballots, the National Atlasian is ready to project Dabeav the next Governor of the Midwest Region. Although many political analysts gave this race to Verin long before the polling stations opened, it seems that Dabeav is the choice for the Midwest. Verin could pull an upset, but it is unlikely as it requires the votes of Clay, PBrunsel, WMS, and John with only Clay likely to choose Verin over Dabeav.

Hehe, silly National Atlasian

LOL. I think this'll be the second retraction.

Damn King. What did I say. DON'T MAKE PROJECTIONS TOO EARLY.

Thanks for jinxing us, King. Beautiful job!

You succeeded in making a moderate care about something.

You made him care about voting to spite your projection.

I love the Atlasian, and as a reader of your publication i urge you in the future, NEVER MAKE PROJECTIONS!