Maybe I should do the same here. Claim I went to somewhere less... pedestrian than Suburban High School. Blair Academy, perhaps? Possibly a bit too close to home, but I'm reasonably familliar.
I should have done it for real back in middle school. Applied for a minority scholarship and everything. I know quite a few people who did that, actually. Now I have this permanent stain on my record. 
Having gone to an NJ private, I really question their value over the generic NJ suburban high school and how much respect you get from going there...
