The Comedy Goldmine(ONLY FUNNY ATLAS POSTS ALLOWED, NO BRTD ALLOWED)

[Jake]

the indianapolis colts.  they are going to go undefeated.

and if they do happen to lose, the noble peyton manning will take responsibility, rather than pass the blame.

my second pick is the minnesota vikings.  they are the best.  every preseason magazine told me so.

[Jake]

Republicans like Santorum don't believe in science. A science class taught by Rick Santorum would be quite easy, as the answer to every question would be "because God made it so".

[Jake]

Pennslyvania.

You have some of the best Republican trolls in the state. From nazis, bigots, religious fanatics, real backward people that really need a time machine and let the rest of us get on with making the world a better place and more modern one.

On the flip side you have the far left in the east of Pa that just wants central PA to get a grip with itself and stop going nuts on religion, putting Intelligent design in schools and STOP ELECTING COMPLETE MUPPETS LIKE RICK SANTORUM.

The mentality of a central PA voter is the mentality of Rick Santorum.

'A women sleeping with a women is as bad as a women sleeping with her dog'

This post is a comedy goldmine.

[Jake]

In "Miss" Catholic's thread

if by "radio talk show host" you mean "janitor" then yes, you'd make a fine, fine radio talk show host.

[Jake]

This one's better:

My suggestion to BRTD- Look in the City Paper of say Minneapolis and pay $200 for an "outcall/incall" who will do "wink wink".  Much more value than a strip club.  The rest I'd put in ING Savings or a Scottrade Account and buy some stocks.  Hell, I might be doing the same thing myself soon and get some tight 18-19 year old for a hour of fun rather than have to take some fat, annoying mid-20 something out to dinner, impress her like a monkey, who will never appreciate you and compare you to this hot Marine who just got back from Iraq whom her sister's marrying.  Today's rant!

[Jake]

Looks like Woodcock (lol) pulled out (lol) the primary win in Maine.

[Jake]

I know he [Raj Bhakta] can make a mean cup of coffee though!  His whole family works at the Frankford El Stop Dunkin Donuts.   One problem is they put too much damn sugar.  "You wan cleamsugar."

Sweet Flyers.

[Jake]

That guy went from almost zero credibility to zero credibility.

"Baltimore is in PG County" - LOL

[Jake]

LOL

These new joke posters are hilarious.

[Jake]

soulty, because he isnt a moron like little casey.

hey brtd, why dont you make a who is dumber poll: governor mike hatch vs. little casey.  id give casey a slight advantage in that contest.

[Jake]

Remember Jeff? My lazy coworker who never worked

No, I don't. Why are you talking to us like we are dedicated readers of some personal blog?

Owned.