1888 U.S. House Vote, Round 2

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Zeb, on the condition that the Whigs form an alliance with the People's Alliance.

I assume they will, what with Smith being VP. At least we'll all orgasm simultaneously when President Bryan takes office in 1897.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Zeb, on the condition that the Whigs form an alliance with the People's Alliance.

I assume they will, what with Smith being VP. At least we'll all orgasm simultaneously when President Bryan takes office in 1897.

*cough*

In your heart, you know I'm right.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Hurray for Vance! Zeb will lead us to prosperity!

Don't forget Joe! President Smith will break down all religious barriers, except for those filthy papists!

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Hurray for Vance! Zeb will lead us to prosperity!

Don't forget Joe! President Smith will break down all religious barriers, except for those filthy papists!

Getting a little ahead of yourself, aren't you?

Only one election. A man can dream, after all. Also, are we going forward with a Whig-PA merger?

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Hurray for Vance! Zeb will lead us to prosperity!

Don't forget Joe! President Smith will break down all religious barriers, except for those filthy papists!

Getting a little ahead of yourself, aren't you?

Only one election. A man can dream, after all. Also, are we going forward with a Whig-PA merger?

A Whig-PA merger can be done, but I don't wish to do it by fiat. (See: 1884 Conventions.)

No fiat was intended, my good friend. I was simply asking if our Whiggish brethren would like to follow in the footsteps of their Radical brothers.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Hurray for Vance! Zeb will lead us to prosperity!

Don't forget Joe! President Smith will break down all religious barriers, except for those filthy papists!

Getting a little ahead of yourself, aren't you?

Only one election. A man can dream, after all. Also, are we going forward with a Whig-PA merger?

A Whig-PA merger can be done, but I don't wish to do it by fiat. (See: 1884 Conventions.)

No fiat was intended, my good friend. I was simply asking if our Whiggish brethren would like to follow in the footsteps of their Radical brothers.

I'd strongly support a merger, maybe we can call the party something new though if the merger succeeds.  I think the Farmer-Labor party has a nice ring to it

But then would Debs and Co. be in the party? Then we'd have some sort of Farmer-Labor and Socialist Labor party thing, and that would be weird. I suppose we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Hurray for Vance! Zeb will lead us to prosperity!

Don't forget Joe! President Smith will break down all religious barriers, except for those filthy papists!

Getting a little ahead of yourself, aren't you?

Only one election. A man can dream, after all. Also, are we going forward with a Whig-PA merger?

A Whig-PA merger can be done, but I don't wish to do it by fiat. (See: 1884 Conventions.)

No fiat was intended, my good friend. I was simply asking if our Whiggish brethren would like to follow in the footsteps of their Radical brothers.

I'd strongly support a merger, maybe we can call the party something new though if the merger succeeds.  I think the Farmer-Labor party has a nice ring to it

But then would Debs and Co. be in the party? Then we'd have some sort of Farmer-Labor and Socialist Labor party thing, and that would be weird. I suppose we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

The Urban-Frontier Party?

Now that's just crazy talk. What about the Party of Urban-Frontier Fellowship (Glorious Leader Eugene Debs, PUFF-IN)?