As someone who hasn't been the best of friends with your kind over the years, can you guys explain to me why some among your number oppose the tradition of loonyism that has pervaded the Midwest since its inception, as well as the inclusion of a jolt of fun into the Pacific Region that made this game more fun that it had been in a while? Are you guys attempting to be the Serious People Party?
Why not? Why should we preserve something that adds nothing to the game? I'm not going to make the Midwest extra serious, I'm just going to replace our current loonyism with my kind of loonyism, as long as that loonyism actually serves a concrete purpose. Besides, this is my personal initiative, it has nothing to do with the platform of the party.
Loonyism "adds nothing to the game"? What would the Midwest be without loonyism? A Generic Labor circle jerk?
