Whig Party Convention, Bird-in-Hand, PA

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Additionally, we should consider adding a plank to our platform which says that we are supportive of regional rights and as much independence of the regions from the federal government as possible.

How far does "as much as possible" go? Surely you're not thinking of making the regions completely independent?

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Guys, are we going back to a two-party system?

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Wait, is Goldwater in the primary? He's already declared. We'll have two Whig candidates this race.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Yay! Finally, a party less disorganized than Labor!

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.