Before invasion it's important to get a view of the battlefield, and of course that means maps. So I scouted for a thread about redistricting or gerrymandering and found only one thread in the Campaign and Political Reform board. The single post on the thread, which talked about IL, got the first name and years of Gov Dan Walker wrong - a clear sign of an unprepared foe. The map described in the post had a 2% variance, while we have a regiment of mappers who can work down to a 0.5% tolerance. No image is posted and no responses were either. Perhaps they lack our technology to discuss with maps or invoke Dave's Redistricting App. If true then their defenses are weak, and an infiltration with Atlas technology should make for a swift and successful battle.
Damn if that isn't post of the year right there.
