Tuesday, November 4th, 2014: Election Day in America
4:25 am - Wake up, get ready
5:30 am - be at elementary school gym to work polls
6 am - 6 pm - work polls (lunch should be delivered around 11 or noon)
6:00 pm - 6:30 pm - pack up voting station
6:40 pm - get home
6:45 pm - 
- crash on couch with laptop, dinner, water, and flip channels to watch election returns.
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Wednesday, November 5th, 2014: The Morning After
1:45 am - commit suicide because it's taking. so. freaking. goddamn. long. to. call. these. races. and. why. aren't. they. going. my. way. oh. my. God. this. sucks. I. hate. my. life.
You're a poll worker this year? Why are you depriving some senior citizen of the opportunity to take 20 minutes to look people's names up and give hapless looks of confusion when someone has a problem with the voting machines?
