Update XVIII: 15 Miles From Lunch

[Indy Texas]

Better follow Papa Bushie's instructions and keep a hotel room or two on hold in case the weather becomes inclement en route to or from work tomorrow.

[Indy Texas]

Bushie said the word douche.

[Indy Texas]

I just picked out the clothes I am going to wear tomorrow.  It's a minor decision, probably only saves me 1-2 minutes of a morning, but it is one less decision I have to make that early in the morning.  I pick out my clothes for the next day every work night when I first get home from church and/or work.

..You say this like it's a first time. Do you normally not? Do people still pick out what to wear for work? I just open the drawer, and whatever polo on top is what I wear, or whatever dress shirt is first on the hanger is what I grab.

Didn't you recently say you were gay? Because you don't seem to be very good at it.

[Indy Texas]

Jeff, why do you have a fear of winter driving when you've lived your entire life in Oklahoma (save for that Utah stint) where it has always snowed every now and then in the winter? Surely you grew up observing your parents driving in icy conditions and learned how to handle those when you learned how to drive.

It would be like me having a fear of driving in heavy rain despite being exposed to it all my life.

[Indy Texas]

This includes not talking about it much and not talking at all about the sensitive information that I'm exposed to.

You're doomed.

I mean….someone who gave up his Social Security number to a stranger on the internet is being trusted with national security secrets?

Let's put things into perspective.  It can't be that sensitive.  I didn't have to get a security clearance, so it's not that secure.  The information I am exposed to are just floor plans of buildings on 11 bases in the United States plus one base overseas.  The floor plans show where the comm rooms are located which is where most of the changes have been made.  It's only about 1-3 rooms per building on average.  So, none of it is inherently classified, but it is still information that's best not to be divulged.  I made it sound more classified than it actually is.

Ah, well ISIS and al-Qaeda will appreciate being able to plan to only need explosives in 1 to 3 locations in a given building. Keep up the good work!

[Indy Texas]

^ That's a good question actually.  Bushie, what do you drive?

You mean besides his parents into financial ruin?

[Indy Texas]

This is the cheapest chair in the "ergonomic office chairs" category at Office Depot that is sold in stores. $169.99

How many hours would Jeff have to work to pay for this?

[Indy Texas]

Once again it's looking like it's more expensive to keep Bushie employed than not.

Would you rather my back completely go out on me in a chair that doesn't fit me?

I'd rather you took care of your health and lost enough weight so you stand normal, human-style activities like sitting without hurting yourself. Alas, that won't happen, will it?

That takes time and needs to happen.  I needed relief IMMEDIATELY.  I can't lose 100 pounds overnight.  I'm going bowling Saturday night and I don't need a painful back while I bowl.

You could have lost 100 pounds if you'd started losing weight a year ago. Your problem is that if something isn't easy enough to be accomplished overnight (preferably while asleep), you just won't do it.

[Indy Texas]

- Again, health. It's so bad that it impacts every single thing you do. Too tired to do much at any time (your weight is impacting your energy level and you very likely have sleep apnea because of your fat chest weighing on your lungs). You can't even sit without threat of injury.

Actually, it's more likely his neck/chin fat weighing on his trachea and larynx.

[Indy Texas]

Once again it's looking like it's more expensive to keep Bushie employed than not.

Would you rather my back completely go out on me in a chair that doesn't fit me?

I'd rather you took care of your health and lost enough weight so you stand normal, human-style activities like sitting without hurting yourself. Alas, that won't happen, will it?

That takes time and needs to happen.  I needed relief IMMEDIATELY.  I can't lose 100 pounds overnight.  I'm going bowling Saturday night and I don't need a painful back while I bowl.

As someone who bowl (and not everyone I bowl with is in the greatest shape) I can't even imagine you trying to throw a ball down a lane.

Will Bushie request bumpers on the lanes to avoid gutter balls? Will he use a four-pound neon-colored children's ball? Will he spend the whole time sitting at the snack bar eating nachos and buying Fun Dips from the vending machine?