I also liked the part about the guy who was going to "puzzle over Obama's nomination to the world bank" as his name sounded familiar to the North Korean dictator. That's because the nominee is of Korean descent, numbnuts.
I would wager that an embarrassingly high portion of White rural Southern Conservatives believe Obama nominated Kim Jong Un to lead the World Bank.
I would wager a lot of dry cleaning shop owners in Louisiana are tired of their customers asking how they find the time to run North Korea and be president of Dartmouth while pressing suits for such reasonable prices.
