mom: libertarian
dad: constitution
sister: artsy republican
me: libertarian-republican
my dog frodo: socialist
my gf: spawn of satan (social conservative)
Social conservatives are not the spawn of satan.
Dad: Reagan Conservative
Mom: Liberal
Me: Paleoconservatarian
Brother 1: Law and order superhawk
Brother 2: apolitical
Sister 1: Ron Paul Supporter
Coworker 1: Ron Paul supporter/ 9/11 Truther
Coworker 2: borderline socialist
Coworker 3: Ex-Obama supporter who turned into an Evangelical Christian and leans towards the Tea Party
Coworker family: think me though some support Herman Cain some support Ron Paul.
Friends from Chicago: hyper social conservatives
If it's your girlfriend, then it might be for you.
edit: made the post less offensive to both people.