Senate Office of NC Yankee (Statement on Constitution)

[Filuwaúrdjan]

I am very displeased and shocked by the recent campaign by Mideast Senate Candidate Al.

Diolch

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The Southeast has all sorts of economic and social problems of its own and yet, you chose to rant about whores, pornography and hanging.

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Wha' bist tha' 'cyewsing' I of ? You'm cunna jus' mak these 'sumpchuns 'bout 'tuthers jus cos i' fitts wuth yon naratttive, thee know.

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I'm not a liberal.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

And yet, "cultural marxism".

Well quite.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

My speech, while of poor quality which I freely admit, is an adequate statement of truth.

It wasn't really a statement at all; it was a rant.

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English, of course. It's more-or-less how I talk - somewhat exaggerated in a couple of places, obviously. Do please note the context. I was trying to make a point.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

A Letter to Senator NC Yankee

The Reality Or Nothing organisation has placed you on its official target list. You have failed to stand up to the Communist menace because you are a weak and cowardly man, more interested in maintaining your long and sordid political career than in providing much needed opposition to the Communist government. You grovel and simper when you should be fighting back and trying to turn the tide. This is not acceptable. As such, we intend to assassinate you. But first, and to let you know that we are serious, we intend to kill the downtown whore that you have taken to claiming - at social functions at least - as your wife. Civilian deaths are regrettable, but the Communists must be resisted at all costs. Your failure to resist leaves your life as forfeit.

Yours Sincerely,

The Central Committee of the Reality Or Nothing organisation