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Filuwaúrdjan
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« on: May 06, 2008, 05:56:34 PM »

BREAKING NEWS
Former Massachusetts Governer and One Time Republican Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney has shot himself about three hours ago, his office has confirmed.
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Filuwaúrdjan
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« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2008, 05:57:45 PM »
« Edited: May 06, 2008, 05:59:22 PM by Confused Tree »

It appears that he had had an affair with his dog
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Filuwaúrdjan
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« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2008, 05:59:47 PM »

BREAKING NEWS
Former Massachusetts Governer and One Time Republican Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney has shot himself about three hours ago, his office has confirmed.

Nothing on the news?

Um. Yes. On. Er...

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Filuwaúrdjan
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« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2008, 06:03:59 PM »

I just saw the pics on the internet. Rigor Mortis has set in but his hair still looks damn good.

I hear that it's actually a wig
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Filuwaúrdjan
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« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2008, 06:07:01 PM »


Intentional!
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