Do you have a caffeine dependence?

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Does it count if it is mostly delivered in the form of tea? (yes) Because there's no doubt that I am absolutely dependent on that most wondrous of beverages. I have coffee less frequently though still quite often. It's good. They're both good. I feel bad for the Mormons, frankly.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

No. Coffee looks and smells disgusting, and I never wish to try it.

You're Franco-Italian. How is this possible?

[Filuwaúrdjan]

We don't need your pity, when it comes down to it, the insane resilience does enough for the usual things the rest of you losers need  that much caffeine for

I don't think you understand (now there's a surprise!). Tea and coffee taste good. I mean, instant coffee is dreck, of course, but the actual stuff is delicious.