The Comedy Goldmine

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a tweet from Breitbart has as much credibility as a check from Drew Pritt.

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I'm not counting Dave Leip.  He used to be the only moderator when I first started posting here.  There were no "infraction points" or anything like that back then.  I'd just get an email message once in a while that said something like, "Please avoid drunken, emotional diatribes.  Thank you, Dave Leip" or "Please refrain from linking to pornographic websites.  Thank you, Dave Leip." 

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Abortion is a barbaric act and our descendants will feel the same way about us as we feel about slaveowners now.

you have a rather macabre sense of humor. 

He's thirteen, so there you are.

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Basically correct, but BK fingered the wrong Justice.

kinky

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I think we could do without the 'haha, homosexuality' jokes. If the word 'joke' is accurate, which I doubt.

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That would be a LOT more than could ever be said about The Two Towers.

I maintain that Faramir should consider consulting his lawyers with the aim of suing Jackson for libel. The case is overwhelming.

I'm representing the Ents in a similar case, actually. However, the case moves very slowly, since it's in an Entish court. I presumably won't live to see its resolution, but it should result in the violent dismemberment of all the earthly remains of Jackson's oeuvre.

Al's comment, and Lewis's response are both worthwhile entries, I would suggest, although Lewis's is undoubtably the more humourous.

Absolutely. I laughed for... slightly too long... after reading it...

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Jack E. Robinson is almost certainly one of the worst candidates to ever seek election to the U.S. Senate. He'd have struggled to get 30% in any state, but since he was running in Massachusetts, he was lucky to just break the 10% mark.

What made him a terrible candidate? Well, his electoral strategy included releasing and making public every possible piece of negative information about himself. His self-made website detailed his arrest for failing to pay a ticket, the restraining order his ex took out on him, and a drunk driving charge. As a bonus, he also got into a car accident while doing a live radio interview. Robinson was bad enough to get disowned publicly by the state GOP in a year where the party had little to gain by doing so (2000).

Even the Republicans I know in Massachusetts (who worked on the Romney campaign) say they voted Libertarian as a protest against the worst candidate to ever seek the office of U.S. Senate in the history of the Commonwealth.

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Context is not exactly required, but helps:

I read a Social Democratic editorial that said this makes the party look like a bunch of drunken villiage idiots, and I'm not even sure I disagree.

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Was about to post that here myself. Glorious.

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o.k that's actually hilarious

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All the Bulgarian parties want the Roma to find work.

In Western Europe.

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It makes a degree of sense: he could certainly be used to illustrate wider themes about America.

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You're a very beautiful goat. Are you the P-GOAT?

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There's always a brother, isn't there?

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Also, switching to beer because you drink too much soda may be the worst solution ever. Please don't do that.

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Not just religious homophobia, but locker-room blustering and talk of "logic"! The true identity of jmfcst has been revealed.

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Wait a couple of years, then get elected to the EP. I'm sure Cohn-Bendit wouldn't mind having Edathy in his caucus.