Do you have Asperger's Syndrome?

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Everyone on the internet has Asperger's. As does everyone even halfway interesting from the past. As everyone is on the internet now and as everyone from the past was at least halfway interesting, this must mean that everyone who has ever lived has had Asperger's.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

You should have attacked him with your chair there and then. Cocky bugger wouldn't have seen that coming.