The Atlasian Sentinel Presidental Debate, October '09

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Comrades!

I am the only candidate running who is not a lapdog of the imperalistic capitalist bourgeois conspiracy that keeps the proletariat in a state of near-pauperism. I am the only candidate running who will bring real change, a Revolution, and not more of the same namby-pamby, fascist, weak, liberal, false-democratic nonsense, lies, pathetic platitudes and promises designed to be broken. All of the other candidates are liars, pimps, whores, bastards, lackies, creators of false consciousness and stooges for the capitalist state and bourgeois society - the very things that have landed us in this mess that we, the ordinary workers and peasants of Atlasia, are currently striving to overcome with great people's resolve. I will awaken a new dawn of real proletarian consciousness, of real change and of a radical change of systems that will be necessary in order to bring about a greater society as foretold by Marx and Lenin.

All of the other candidates are talking typical capitalist drivel. I, however, speak the truth. The objective truth. Forward!

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Whatever the stock exchange, little more than a dog track for the bourgeois and deserving of less respect, is doing is not something that is objectively of interest to me or to my campaign. Neither is the so-called "value" of the dollar.
Unemployment is, of course, a serious social and political problem and is, as any thinking person who isn't a lackey of capitalistic folly knows, caused by capitalism. Only be overthrowing capitalism, establishing a dictatorship of the proletariat and then moving in the general direction of Socialism will we defeat the sourge of mass unemployment.

Unemployment is so high in our traditional industrial centres because the bourgeois social and political Establishment does not care about the Working Class and would rather sell this class, the only class capable of moving towards Socialism and creating a better World for us all, down the river so that they can benefit from the sweated labour of the Third World. This is, of course, obscene. The policies of the Atlasian Government are objectively opposed to the interests of the Workers - the failure of the false-progressive Lief administration to stand up for the Workers of Atlasia is lamentable, but I will give the administration the credit for at least pretending to care about the plight of the backbone of any society. This is, it must be said, in stark contrast to that of the other candidates, the candidates of the reactionary Right.

The problem of unemployment can be summed up in a single word. Capitalism.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

"The Market" does not exist. It is fantasy.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Earlier, the bourgeoisie presented themselves as liberal, they were for bourgeois democratic freedom and in that way gained popularity with the people. Now there is not one remaining trace of liberalism. There is no such thing as "freedom of personality" any more, -personal rights are now only acknowledged by them, the owners of capital, - all the other citizens are regarded as raw materials, that are only for exploitation. The principle of equal rights for people and nations is trodden in the dust and it is replaced by the principle of Full rights for the exploiting minority and the lack of rights of the exploited majority of the citizens. The banner of bourgeois democratic free clom has boon flung overboard. I think thai you, the representatives of communist and democratic parties must pick up this banner and carry it forward if you want to gain the majority of the people. There is nobody else to raise it.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

I would be different from President Lief, different from all the other candidates as well, in one simple respect. I would rule not as a mere bourgeois puppet President, but as the leader of a dictatorship of the proletariat. On behalf of the people, and I must stress that all would happen on behalf of the people, I would consolidate all power into my hands and then, on behalf of the people, delegate it to the appropriate persons, while retaining the total power to remove these persons from power and replace them with others if, and only if, it is appropriate for the welfare and security of the people.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

All Atlasian Imperialism and Coca-Cola Capitalism will end. Apologies will be given to peoples damaged by both. Attempts will then be made to guarantee the security of Cultural Marxism in Atlasia by helping to foster Cultural Marxist revolutions in neighbouring countries, and then establishing a Pact of some kind between all Cultural Marxist nations in order to better defend ourselves.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

With all due respect, anyone who calls Yemen a democracy is obviously not fit to be in charge of this country's foreign policy.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

This is... I think quite simple. The so-called "Progressive" Conservatives are dangerous imperalistic fascists and the purest manifestation of petty bourgeois curtain-twitching reactionary tendencies. The defencist "Jesus Christ Party", far from being a leftist organisation, is about as red as shrimp-paste and is in fact an objectively reactionary party and a mongerer of false consciousness... and as the foreign policy of the current administration shows, a party dominated by the interests of imperalist folly. The so called "Democratic" Alliance is merely the prostitute of our current party system. If it has an ideology it is that of childish bourgeois liberal folly and of little else. The LNF is, however, an extremely useful way of propagating the message of Cultural Marxism to the Workers and Peasants of Atlasia.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Those responsible should be put before a People's Tribunal and shot.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

I think a problem like, so detrimental to the working of the game, requires an outside the box solution, rather than tinkering out with registration laws

Such as executing those responsible without due process. I think we can all agree on this issue.