Muon and Supersoulty have brought me back in line. They were very persuasive, and plus I watched a Kerry speech today, and I realized something important.
John Kerry is a vagina.
He is a big, blubbering, walking, talking, piece of female genitalia. No Republican is incompetent enough to make me vote for that prick. Lieberman, maybe. But not Kerry.
Kerry wants you to vote for him because he's not Bush.
Well, I'm voting Bush because he's not John Kerry.
This posting made me laugh JF. Not because its wrong, because its funny. You have a great sense of humor (for a Republican).
He does sound a bit limp-wristed at times. Especially for a supposed veins-in-the-teeth war hero.
I'm voting for myself for President because I know more than everybody and I should be President for life.
Actually David Cobb because he promises free Ben & Jerrys if you vote for him. Remember kids, "Vote early and often".