Opinion of TheProfessor

[Simfan34]

A complete and utter troll, but he's very funny. FF, I suppose. Perhaps he is dave.

[Simfan34]

Looking at his history he seems to have become more refined over time- before it was just stupid, now it's actually funny and witty.

[Simfan34]

Hopefully The Professor posts in this thread

Hints?

[Simfan34]

Speculating on TheProfessor's identity won't help you get girls.

Unless you are speculating while doing bench presses - either 4 rep sets at your maximum weight, or 12 rep sets done very rapidly at your maximum weight for that - to get at that muscle type that gives you that cut look, and which ripple when you flex your arms. What happened to the King of the Bench Press by the way?

I thought that was you.

[Simfan34]

Speculating on TheProfessor's identity won't help you get girls.

Unless you are speculating while doing bench presses - either 4 rep sets at your maximum weight, or 12 rep sets done very rapidly at your maximum weight for that - to get at that muscle type that gives you that cut look, and which ripple when you flex your arms. What happened to the King of the Bench Press by the way?

I thought that was you.

You think we have the same posting styles or something? 

No, I thought you were the king of the bench press. Or is that not an honorific but a username?

[Simfan34]

Gather around children because I am about to tell you the tragic tale of how the Atlas Forum Mods came to be.


Once upon a time there was a young boy at the tender age of fourteen
He was madly in love with this girl who had a penchant for caffeine

For months he agonized how to profess his undying love
Suddenly it came to him in the form of a dove

He put a note in this girls locker to meet him at three
Behind the tool-shed right near the old willow tree

At a quarter past three she finally came
It was time to tell her everything without any shame

"Why have you called me here" she said with a stammer
The young boy was in shock, like he'd been hit with a hammer

"For as long as I've known you, I have watched you from afar
Your eyes remind me of the biblical North Star"

They both stood in silence as he awaited her reply
At last she spoke but with a great big sigh

"I'll never date you because you are creepy"
These words hit home and made him very weepy

She continued on into something of a rant
It was very clear she would not recant

"You sit in class and draw gerrymanders for Vermont
I want to date someone who buys me a croissant"

The boy was crushed and his sadness turned to rage
He had enough of society in this day and age

"If you won't love me, then my affection I will retract
And instead I have no choice but to infract!"

A bloodcurdling scream filled the air
She was dead and frankly, he did not care

"You have done well" a voice said from behind
"It is better to be cold and very much unkind"

"My name is Dave Leip and I must say I like to oppress"
Join me and you can take out your frustrations in any way you wish to express"

And that is how the Atlas Forum Mod came to be
It is a very sad tale, as you can plainly see

All right, an FF.

[Simfan34]

...or the sock creator is a mod without enemies among the other mods. That would work too.

My theory is that he's a sock of Dave Leip.  But then, that's my working assumption for all suspicious posters.

Hey, that was my theory first.

[Simfan34]

That theory has existed since long before you registered here, simnoob.

And how would that work? TheProfessor registered on March 28, 2011. I registered on June 28, 2011. Three months is not "long before". Unless you know something we don't.

[Simfan34]

He made this too? An Atlas legend. Must be a sock.

J.J., I wanted to congratulate you on your assignment "A Typical Day In My Life". I think you did a superb job with it. So good that I think I'll share it with everyone else.