The Comedy Goldmine

[Paul Kemp]

A Bushie classic:

new plot twist:  bushie found some way to manipulate the walking app.

Not today, boss...

but youve no doubt thought about it.

I've thought about it, and I tested the app, by setting it to running and then getting in my car.  It started going as fast as the car was moving.

Funniest. sh**t. Ever.

[Paul Kemp]

Inks, why are you trying to ruin my birthday weekend celebration by insulting me needlessly?

[Paul Kemp]

My mother, a 2008 and 2012 Obama voter, has said she prefers Christie or Bush. She dislikes Hillary and Cuomo (she saw him during Hurricane Sandy). Just a tidbit.

[Paul Kemp]

I would recommend a title change. Update Season VII: "The Golden Corral"

[Paul Kemp]

Naso loves Charles Ramsey because he fulfills most of the black stereotypes Naso subscribes to.

[Paul Kemp]

Naso loves Charles Ramsey because he fulfills most of the black stereotypes Naso subscribes to.

When will "Lenny and Earl" return?

Along with Bonequesha?

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I don't think you can really compare Atlas members to Holocaust deniers, but my first pick would be Kalwejt, along with Franzl, a Person, and Leif.

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ugh

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What are you gonna eat today, Bushie? Will it be somewhat healthy at least?

To be honest, doubtful.  I'm probably going to go by McDonald's on my to my cousins.  I'm riding with my cousin to a high school graduation tonight.

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classic hate speech. looks like we have a nazi who wants to kill 6 million jews here. better take care of this guys.

[Paul Kemp]

The Republicans would mop the floor with the Democrats.  Americans don't want to be told what they can or cannot eat or drink and how much.

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Thanks, tranny.

[Paul Kemp]

Jerry your profile says you're sixteen. By chance were you born about nine months after Clinton and Lewinsky had their affair?

just wondering

Yeah, I was born in November.

[Paul Kemp]

God. No wonder you feel like crap physically all the time. You never eat anything light and healthy! Just fatty meat, carbs, and no vegetables whatsoever. And don't eat an ice cream cone for dinner.

Too late.

[Paul Kemp]

I had three small hamburgers at McDonalds.  Small fries.  Small coke. 2 Big Macs and a side salad.  500 calories max.

[Paul Kemp]

I was too lazy to make breakfast today so I went to McDonald's and got 2 egg mcmuffins, no cheese, no candian bacon, and no english muffin.   250 calories tops.

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with the latest severe wx outbreak, bushie's 'diet' has been suspended until further notice.

Good.  He'll be going back to 3 sloppy joes instead of 4.

[Paul Kemp]

Mars attacks

Have you ever farted but realized you just had diarreah?

[Paul Kemp]

This is better without context:

He gave me that shot in my bum, but my headache just laughed...

I hate when Bushie thinks he's clever.

[Paul Kemp]

Mods are NSA
Wake up sheeple
IPU unite
Ron Paul 2016

Only because they don't understand the zoo.

[Paul Kemp]

My eyes are starting to fade, but there is still something I need to do before I go to bed. 

Say no more friend, I get ya.

I guess he just types in "sex.com" and hopes for the best, since apparently they don't have google search in Oklahoma yet.

[Paul Kemp]

Quote from Naso:

"She asked, "Are you a virgin?" I was slightly offended. Here I am, just a few hours after doing the naughty with my hot 19 year old girlfriend and another hot 19 year old girl thinks I am a virgin. Later that same night, me and another worker were talking about guitars. Another girl I work with said, "Mike...you play guitar??" I said, "Yeah, why?" She said, "You don't look like you'd play guitar, you look like you'd play the tuba."

Let us cite the whole post:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=174430.msg3767985#msg3767985

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[Paul Kemp]

At what point do we discover that he's posting all of this from a McDonald's in Oklahoma City?

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I was not aware this forum was populated with disgusting childish morons like Marcus Aurelius.

What is your level of maturity, thirteen? 

Oh, sorry, I have just insulted all thirteen year olds by bringing them down to your level. 

Now we know where your mind is at and what your inner desires really are.  After all, if one is obsessed with something, as you obviously are, one will express their true inner desires for oneself by openly making them public, as you have just done.

You have such a way with words as to make literally everything you say seem disingenuous.

Snowguy, that is clearly because you fail to grasp the full gravity of my advanced writing skills.

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Yeah, no.

Which is it?  Make up your mind.

Apparently it flew over your head.  The answer is clearly no.  To read this properly, you say the "yeah" slow and drawn out with a quick, sudden "no".  Kinda like - "yyyyeeaaahh, no."