Ah jist thought it micht be a guid idea if wi a' had a wee chat in oor native brougue. Nothin' tae complicatit jis a bit'a banter mind. See if aybody can un'erstaun whit's goan on. Cannae hae the thread gettin tae mauckit though, sae try an be consistant. Okay so thur micht be a wee bit'a exaggeration gaun oan. Maist aes probably no' talk in as strong an accent an a' that. In fact typing lak this makes me soun' lak a tartan crooner fae Fife ur Aberdeen; in short a numptie wae a glaikit coupin spoutin oot a pile'a keich (Nae tha' a' dinnae dae that a'readly mind
) when actually I speak mair, well if ye've heard me mair middle class, Kelvinside, Ewan MacGregor/James McAvoy like ye ken rather than like tha spoof
Broonites strip in Private Eye (ah expect Al tae ken whit a mean). Well it's mair pleasin' on tha tongue
Aye sae throw in a few wee choice words that dinnae make sense lak ah did there. But nae tae much.
Richt, who's next?
