Is going to strip clubs sinful/morally wrong?

[John Dibble]

According to any form of christian morality, yes.

So then what about Christian strippers? As I've said before, a lot wear crosses.

So if I beat my wife for no reason, cheat on her regularly, steal from my neighbors, murdered a couple people just because they looked at me funny, and kicked up puppy it would all be ok in the eyes of the Christian God if I wore a cross? Wow, I see why this Christianity thing is so appealing - you not only don't go to hell for doing things the Bible says you shouldn't be doing, but you go to heaven for it!

[John Dibble]

The people who voted no aren't real christians.

Or they might just not be Christians to begin with.

[John Dibble]

So if losers want to go to the strip club to get a little action, what is wrong with that?

I'll tell you what's wrong with it - they're wasting money. Seriously! Why on earth would you want to pay for what is essentially a cock tease? You might as well hire a prostitute and get some real action.

[John Dibble]

You can't get STDs at a strip club,

Yeah, and you usually won't get any sex either, just a cock tease. And heck, if you do luck out you might get an STD anyways.

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That's why streetwalkers tend to be cheap. If I had to get a prostitute I'd go a little classier and get one that calls herself an escort.

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That's why streetwalkers tend to be cheap. If I had to get a prostitute I'd go a little classier and get one that calls herself an escort.

$50 night at a strip club vs. $3000 night with an "escort". Which is thriftier?

You know most escorts don't charge as much as they do during the Republican convention, right? Looking it up (yes, you can look this up, the internet is full of filth if you haven't noticed) I'd say the average hourly rate is in the range of $200-$300. Yeah, that's more than a $50 night at a strip club, but considering you go beyond a cock tease...