I've got an idea

[John Dibble]

Here's an idea, how 'bout no one has nukes?

I really wouldn't mind that-in fact it would be highly preferable.  However, since they exist-evening the playing field would seem like the better alternative--at least sometimes...

Yeah yeah.  But at the very least, I think the US should reduce its arsenal so that we could only blow up the world two times over.  Or something

No - we need to ensure that in the event of a nuclear war, we are able to exterminate everything! No chance of survival! Except the cockroaches, because you can't kill them off no matter what... maybe we need a new WMD.