ATTN PRESIDENT: We need a new GM nomination

[Adam Griffin]

I resign the position of game manager effective immediately.

I revoke my previous resignation as GM.

Reading a nine paragraph screed from this board's insufferable moderator has shown this game is in trouble if left to the Very Serious hacks.

Time for some American venom, indeed.

Regardless of post-facto posturing, obviously this creates a vacancy by any stretch of any constitutional statute. Given the importance of this position and its current vacancy, the President must nominate someone ASAP to fill this role.

x Former GM Griff

[Adam Griffin]

I love how even after a decade and with virtually no recent involvement whatsoever, randos keep spouting my name and blaming me for everything. Now that's a legacy you can trust!

And uh, I don't envy it, but it's not my problem anymore.

And yet you're still here, ranting and raving. See you next week!

[Adam Griffin]

I love how even after a decade and with virtually no recent involvement whatsoever, randos keep spouting my name and blaming me for everything. Now that's a legacy you can trust!

And uh, I don't envy it, but it's not my problem anymore.

And yet you're still here, ranting and raving. See you next week!

Oh, it's not my problem anymore. But I can certainly watch you flail around before going inactive again.

Who said I ever planned to remain active? At minimum, the great thing about someone like me running is I can just scoop up a seat from weirdos trying to destroy it all and then appoint an active successor!

[Adam Griffin]

I love how even after a decade and with virtually no recent involvement whatsoever, randos keep spouting my name and blaming me for everything. Now that's a legacy you can trust!

And uh, I don't envy it, but it's not my problem anymore.

And yet you're still here, ranting and raving. See you next week!

Oh, it's not my problem anymore. But I can certainly watch you flail around before going inactive again.

Who said I ever planned to remain active? At minimum, the great thing about someone like me running is I can just scoop up a seat from weirdos trying to destroy it all and then appoint an active successor!

Lmao. 35 year old man, everybody.

Lmao. 19 year old nobody, everybody.

[Adam Griffin]

I love how even after a decade and with virtually no recent involvement whatsoever, randos keep spouting my name and blaming me for everything. Now that's a legacy you can trust!

And uh, I don't envy it, but it's not my problem anymore.

And yet you're still here, ranting and raving. See you next week!

Oh, it's not my problem anymore. But I can certainly watch you flail around before going inactive again.

Who said I ever planned to remain active? At minimum, the great thing about someone like me running is I can just scoop up a seat from weirdos trying to destroy it all and then appoint an active successor!

Lmao. 35 year old man, everybody.

Lmao. 19 year old nobody, everybody.

I appreciate the use of the word "nobody" in this context. It reflects that your delusions of adequacy from a online fantasy game have conversely made you a "somebody" which is... Yeesh.

I just didn't want to assume your gender!

SEE

YOU

NEXT

WEEK

[Adam Griffin]

I love how even after a decade and with virtually no recent involvement whatsoever, randos keep spouting my name and blaming me for everything. Now that's a legacy you can trust!

And uh, I don't envy it, but it's not my problem anymore.

And yet you're still here, ranting and raving. See you next week!

Oh, it's not my problem anymore. But I can certainly watch you flail around before going inactive again.

Who said I ever planned to remain active? At minimum, the great thing about someone like me running is I can just scoop up a seat from weirdos trying to destroy it all and then appoint an active successor!

Lmao. 35 year old man, everybody.

Lmao. 19 year old nobody, everybody.

I appreciate the use of the word "nobody" in this context. It reflects that your delusions of adequacy from a online fantasy game have conversely made you a "somebody" which is... Yeesh.

I just didn't want to assume your gender!

SEE

YOU

NEXT

WEEK

Nothing quite like an "assume your gender" joke to show you've exhausted your intellect capacity.

*intellectual

[Adam Griffin]

I love how even after a decade and with virtually no recent involvement whatsoever, randos keep spouting my name and blaming me for everything. Now that's a legacy you can trust!

And uh, I don't envy it, but it's not my problem anymore.

And yet you're still here, ranting and raving. See you next week!

Oh, it's not my problem anymore. But I can certainly watch you flail around before going inactive again.

Who said I ever planned to remain active? At minimum, the great thing about someone like me running is I can just scoop up a seat from weirdos trying to destroy it all and then appoint an active successor!

Lmao. 35 year old man, everybody.

Lmao. 19 year old nobody, everybody.

I appreciate the use of the word "nobody" in this context. It reflects that your delusions of adequacy from a online fantasy game have conversely made you a "somebody" which is... Yeesh.

I just didn't want to assume your gender!

SEE

YOU

NEXT

WEEK

Nothing quite like an "assume your gender" joke to show you've exhausted your intellect capacity.

*intellectual

Anyways, good luck on harvesting some activity from the roster of esteemed personages you've brought out of the woodwork, as to the original purpose of this thread.

Thank you so much!