Office of Senator Deus (Crisis and secession)

[Adam Griffin]

[Adam Griffin]

I stand by my statement, but I have probably opened up a can of worms here...

You weren't the first:

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CROWDED FIELD ALL TIED UP; EVIDENCE OF SIMTRAL PLANNING

In a damning indictment of future fascist plans, The Atlasian Laborinth has unearthed previous testimony of Northeast Assemblyman Simfan expressing his desire for simtral planning. "Shall we go to another city in this region, undoubtedly based upon outdated and autosarcogaphic suburban and "urban renewal" models of planning. Shall we jam that unfortunate locale's highways or cul de sacs? Or shall we invest in a city designed for the project of governance, meant for official business?", he was quoted as saying when discussing the relocation of the Northeast capital.

While The Atlasian Laborinth is a huge fan of hyper-controlled macro-environments, one has to consider what form of central planning would be on the table in the event of a Simfan victory. An anonymous source confided that "I don't think right-wing social engineering is any more desirable than left-wing social engineering". While left-wing social engineering is certainly more desirable, we can still sympathize with the sentiment of right-wing social engineering being totally terrible.

[Adam Griffin]

Laborinth! Is that still a thing?

The Atlasian Laborinth will always be a clot thing in our hearts.

[Adam Griffin]

This campaign has become too aggressive and mean spirited. I will take my share of the blame. I should not have attacked Simfan, I apologize to Mr. Fan for doing so. I should have known that that great political titan and the greatest threat to our democracy, the healthy food industry, would get involved. Now, just as I have called for a policy of peace in foreign affairs, I must call for a policy of peace in political discourse. I will make no more attacks, and ask all other Atlasians to do the same.

Now, let us look forward, onward to the future where we are secure in the blessings of liberty. May the Spirit of Dave guide our thoughts and actions from this point onward.

Don't be so hard on yourself. Of all the obstacles and sudden turns in the game over the past year, he's come closer than any of them to driving a wedge between old friends and I, and he's been back, what? Two weeks?

RIP ATLASIA

[Adam Griffin]

The blasphemous confederate in question shall go through the same experience as The People did all those years ago when it tried to secede, but before that happens, he will be peacefully separated from the rest of the country and placed deep within the Laborinth for safekeeping.