Mother of 5, commercial fisher(wo)man, governor, conservative, rebel, actually lives her faith personally but does not push it politically, worked her way through college, compassionate, shoots M4 as well (or better) than a National Guardsman, hockey mom, reformer, flies a plane, takes less than the allowed government reimbursement, gets things done, sometimes (gasp) supports the Democrat's position in AK over Republicans, has a sense of humor, humble, etc.
What's not to like?
Well in the view of a stereotypical left-wing Democrat:
Mother of 5: Contributing to overpopulation
commercial fisher(wo)man: Destroyer of the marine ecosystem
governor: Insider
conservative: Conservative
rebel: Unwilling to listen to expert advice
actually lives her faith personally but does not push it politically: Holier than thou
worked her way through college: Fails to realize that we need better college aid grants
compassionate: Conservative
(Thus adding to the third term meme.)
shoots M4 as well (or better) than a National Guardsman: pro-war
hockey mom: Wrong variety. If it had been
field hockey...
reformer: Wants to do away with essential social programs
flies a plane: Contributes to global warming
takes less than the allowed government reimbursement: Against providing an economic stimulus
gets things done: But they're the wrong things
sometimes (gasp) supports the Democrat's position in AK over Republicans: A truly bipartisan Republican always supports the Democrats, not just sometimes
has a sense of humor: laughs at the less fortunate, such as Obama
humble:
Obviously not perfect in every wayetc.: Most importantly, she's a Republican.
