Henry Clay
Theodore Bilbo.
He championed education and public works projects.
In the middle of the earth, in the Mississippi
There's a vile little racist whom we don't admire
With his long cotton hood, fuzzy woolly toes
Lives in a hidey-hole and everybody knows him.
Bilbo, Bilbo! Teddy Bilbo
Only five foot two,
Bilbo, Bilbo! Teddy Bilbo
The vilest little klansman of them all
Now klansmen are a peace-lovin' folk you know
They're never in a hurry and burn crosses slow
They don't like to travel away from home
They just want to hate and be left alone.
But one day Bilbo was asked to go
On a big adventure to the Senate below
To help some whites get back their gold
That was stolen by Republicans in days of old.
Bilbo, Bilbo! Teddy Bilbo
Only five foot two,
Bilbo, Bilbo! Teddy Bilbo
The vilest little klansman of them all
(Repeat ad lib)
