In No More than 5 Sentences Describe the 2004 Election

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Here's a quick attempt at doing it humorously.

Dean screams.  Three purple hearts beats two Americas.  Republicans bounce at convention while Democrats bust.  Dirty tricks to the n^th degree.  Kerry swiftly sent vacationing after the election at the beach in his flip-flops.